Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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