All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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