they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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