belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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