she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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