Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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