Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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