No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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