HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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