things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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