Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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