I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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