rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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