Sry I called you an 8
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just found a bag of teeth...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize