i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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