I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We're too hungover to prance.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
His nipple licking is glorious
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