At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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