just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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