But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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