just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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