i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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