My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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