also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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