They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i may or may not be watching the land before time
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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