Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
