Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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