ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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