Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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