shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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