so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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