I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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