Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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