As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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