Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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