Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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