and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
why is half of my head shaved?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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