STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
