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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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