I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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