Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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