We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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