guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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