he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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