I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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