i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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