yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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