Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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