Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Its about making memories worth repressing
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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