I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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