doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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