She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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