Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The feeling are messing with the penis
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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