She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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