She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
time to smoke my breakfast
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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