I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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