why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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